Che Cazzo.
Today is my last sick day. I thought about being a hero early this morning, leaping out of bed and making an appearance at the opera…
But the ear was nipping. Another day of downloaded Nip/Tuck and Ritter Sport for me.
Yesterday, my favorite H-mosexual stopped by my house armed with coffees and a huge bag of cookies from a Turkish bakery.
This delicious man has introduced me to the wonders of the Club de Republic, Bruce LaBruce, the 120 Last Days of Sodom, Richard Strauss (well, he tried), and now, finally, Cazzo.
If you’re an unmarried straight woman under 30, you’ve experienced the peculiar delight that is gay porn.
My college frienemy Marc and I used to shoplift nasty gay porn from a nasty gay bookshop in Cleveland, and stay up all night getting stoned, watching the movies through and then reenacting scenes for his stunned housemates in the morning.
The situations are pretty pat: firehouse, locker room, auto body shop, generic Harlem platform surrounded by chain-link fence, beach, prison, poolside, etc. The top has slightly more hair, facially and otherwise than the bottom, who is usually a bit younger. Otherwise the actors really all look the same as well.
Yesterday, my friend introduced me to the Cazzo.
Oh the Cazzo.
Cazzo is a Berlin-based studio for gay porn. Some of it is pretty standard. There is one particularly nasty series called Coxxx, which is, as far as I can tell, somebody with a camera and a wad of cash convincing Berlin junkies and strung-out, homeless punks to suck each other’s weeners.
Genius.
Anyway. Remember those days of yore when the only think you could watch on a sick day was Pinwheel on Nickelodeon for what seemed like six straight hours?
www.cazzofilm.com. Ladies, it’s worth it.
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