Etiquette question:
I got a ride home from the opera tonight. In a car I didn’t have to pay to ride inside.
When this nice male colleague of mine stopped in front of my house, we chatted for a second, then went through the typical “sleep well” or “thanks for the ride” or “see you on Sunday” niceties before I went to step out.
As I was getting out of the car, I cracked a pretty choice fart directly back into the car…at, as it were, approximately the height of his face.
A million thoughts ran through my head at once. Do I just slam the door and run? Do I turn around, crouch back into the car and excuse myself? Try to waft away the odor? What do I say tomorrow? “Hey, sorry about contaminating your vehicle in the vilest of ways last night!”?
Ignore or excuse…always a tough question.
You better believe I just ran off. Still, what would a normal person who wasn’t raised in a barn do? Besides swearing off broccoli at lunch time, that is.
February 24th, 2006 at 4:44 am
I would just not mention it. Everyone farts. It’s unfortunate that your timing was bad, but we’ve all done it. Him included.
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