Nuthin’

I have writers block.

Basically, there’s so much shit coating the walls of this cramped room I call a life, that I can’t edit any of it down into manageable, blog-sized nuggets.

There’s work. And there’s…well, no…there’s work. 6 weeks of Orest, then 6 weeks of Rosenkavalier, during which time every spare moment is devoted to the Grazer Grand Macabre.

Le Grand Macabre is the greatest opera ever. My luck is that I get to remount the greatest production ever of the greatest opera ever in a fatty opera house in a beautiful Austrian city during springtime.

Get this: Graz is in Steiermark. Beat that.

The staging is INSANE. The Berlin cast was young, game, and generally fabulous in every way. The cast in Graz is almost entirely new. I looked up the individual singers, photos and all on the Graz website.

The two gentlemen playing two particularly athletic and nasty roles (I do distinguish) in Graz are, well, considerably older than the Berlin cast. Considerably.

I just wrote to the wigs down south to confirm with these two gentleman that sucking each other off and anally raping others on stage will be okay. Not to mention doing the can-can, push-ups, speaking Swedish, and spending long periods of stage time with their pants around their ankles.

God, what else.

Tonight at dinner I noticed how tall my favorite sister Toby is when he beaned the shit out of himself going through a doorway in a Mexican restaurant.

I decided to go greasy today withOUT the do-rag.

My apartment is a shithole.

Last week, the most gorgeous pair of chocolate-brown leather vintage 1970’s harness boots came into my life via global priority via some woman in Oregon via eBay via my much-abused Amex via my boot addiction. Looking at, or even thinking about them really helps rehearsal go by faster.

My eyebrows look like bike-squooshed caterpillars.

That’s about it.

I’m out of juice.

In every way.

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