Lydia’s Blog

I had dinner with Tommy tonight. It was great.

On the way, I encountered a ranter. A drunken, raving jackass screaming his way through Berlin’s public transportation system.

He made his way slowly, laboriously onto the train platform, where he quickly dropped his trousers enough to be able to whip his willy out and pee on the handicapped call button on the BVG information kiosk.

Thinking it was all too entertaining, I took a picture of the event on my cell phone. The ranter caught me gawking and spun around, piss spraying, in my direction.

He ranted at me (albeit soundlessly, thanks to my almost-never-used Ipod) for a while before stumbling onto the train (not my car, I made sure of that).

I watched him through the train window as he ranted at the poor schmucks on his car.

One looks at such a specimen with as much pity as envy…

I mean, at least he manages to say it out loud.

Naja.

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