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I have a little hag crush. A hag crush is what happens when a career fag hag like myself meets a new gay man under totally casual circumstances, finding him badass enough to want him as more than just colleague, associate, etc. Hag love at first sight is different, and usually concerns alcohol, matchmaking (for the benefit of the gay man) or both.
The gay man in question is a (relatively well-known) British countertenor, who’s singing in my cast.
As with a normal crush, there are the fantasies. Rather than fantasize about our wedding, future children, and hour-long simultaneous multiple orgasms…I think about us shoplifting at Prada, cackling together over cocktails in some fabulous city, rating mens’ asses together in public, watching reruns of the Golden Girls together, etc.
Right now, he’s really only a nice acquaintance…but I am determined to aquire this new bauble…and am also, for that matter, extremely accustomed to the hunt.
Besides, it’ll give me more to do with my free time than just drinking and blowing wads of cash on (and then eating) artisinal Steirian cheeses.
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