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I don’t have a television in Berlin. In the artist residence where I’m living now, in Graz…there is, in fact, a TV.
Every day, I wake up to Full House or Dawson’s place. Full House, while principally unwatchable, is somehow strangely refreshing first thing in the morning, dubbed into German. Stephanie Tanner is far less grating that way. This morning, I was pleased to find Ally McBeal and That 70’s Show…which is a particular delight in German and, to my knowledge, generally comes on in the afternoons here.
The afternoon block features, as I mentioned, That 70’s Show, The Nanny, King of Queens (is it also that shitty in English?), Judging Amy, and a few other longer episodics that I can’t identify. Over the weekend, I even caught ER!
All dubbed.
There’s also the "Heimat Station", which broadcasts pictures of green, snow-capped mountains, quaint lodges and sheep for hours on end in the morning (apparently Austrians love that). This same station also broadcasts "Du bist was du isst" on Monday nights (you are what you eat), dedicating specifically to humiliating fat people.
On Friday night, after going out for a hot, yet solitary night on the town (that town being, remember, Graz…), I came home to wait out my buzz, and managed to catch some huge TV event for "Volksmusik" …or, the absolute shittiest form of music ever conceived by the human mind. (Look it up, you’ll be stunned). It ended in a glittering tribute to Roger Whittaker. (Even now, I begin to heave).
This television of mine…it only has three channels. Not bad, eh?
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