Liebeswahn
As I was poodling around Stuttgart today, trying not to gnaw my fingernails to stubs over the start of Jenufa rehearsals in two days, I passed by Dr. Müller.
Dr. Müller is a pretty greasy sex shop chain in Germany. Well, I thought, a few minutes of looking at crotchless PVC thongs would be better than the next few minutes spent looking at ground plans of the rehearsal room.
I went in. There I found the most amazing feat of translated English…possibly ever. I spent the twenty euros to buy this odd contraption…for the sole purpose of bringing this magnificent literary artefact to you lovely people, word for incredible word (all errors original).
Enjoy.
LOVE FOLLY: Libido Pulsator
Multifunctional libido transmitter.
APPLICATION: Pull the air-filled pulsator over the erected penis as far back as possible to the penis root.
Effect No. 1: The progressive telescopic effect and air make the penis rampant, thick, superstiff and steadfast.
Effect No. 2: Powefully, stiffly beaming cock.
Effect No. 3: The rampant cock, enlarged in diameter and length, is now introduced into the vagina. The vagina voluptuously accepts the beaming cock which can intrude up to the uterus area. The rampant cock reaches now the G-point without the need for any auxiliaries.
Effect No. 4: The female partner is now exited to wild libido when the cock is thrust against the G-point and, simultaneously, the air-filled pulsator hits the clitoris. The result is a paramount fulfillment of lust.
INFORMATION G-POINT
Prior to the detection of the so-called G-point, this type of excitement was generally refered to as vaginal orgasm (contrary to the clitoral orgasm). Women, who experience the vaginal orgasm describe it as much more intensive. These women most probably get the so-called G-point stimulated. This makes obvious that the G-point (located above the uterus) is generally hardly reached and, therefore, some women prefer sex partners of anatomically strongly shaped cocks. Consequently these women prefer men from specific races such as Africans.
A PRODUCT OF A WELL REPUTED COMPANY
INVERMA
Upon request, I will also offer interested parties the Germany, French, Spanish, Italian, Russian and/or Polish translations.
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